Dave Barry's Blog

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Disney’s ‘It’s a Small World’ ride to get new song lyrics

Mother Earth unites us in heart and mind

And the love we give makes us humankind

Through our vast wondrous land

When we stand hand-in-hand

It’s a small world after all.

(Thanks to pharmaross) (For the news item, not the lyrics)

FLORIDAAAAAAA

Driver passed out at gas pumps wakes up, bites Fla. deputy, K-9

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

A HOUSE WITH A VIEW

A real estate agent in Scottsdale, Arizona was showing a home when she and the prospective homebuyers came across a wild scene—a bobcat fighting a rattlesnake on the sidewalk.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BEAVERS ARE BASICALLY OBESE AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

'Vast amount of water': Beaver dam blamed for 2023 Maine train derailment

(Thanks to Rick Day)

BARNEY?

3-foot-long purple footprint found pressed in clay on coast of UK island, photo shows

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

WHY THE 7-ELEVEN HAD NO PANTS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

148 pounds of crystal meth found in stone landscaping pavers in North Carolina

Venomous Snake Found Inside Box of Bananas at New Hampshire Grocery Store

(Thanks to MOTW, EricY and pharmaross)