Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION MUSIC LOVERS

Vomit Forth announcing routing dates between Chaos and Carnage tour

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Mark your calendar or carve a notch on your hand.”)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Professional Snake Catcher Stunned to Find Snake Hiding in Person's Pillow: 'This Is a First'

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE KNOW THEY’RE AMERICAN, BECAUSE THEY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

American Crocodiles Are Thriving in Florida’s Nuclear Power Plant Cooling Canals

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘PALEONTOLOGISTS CAN BE PRONE TO TOILET HUMOR’

Dinosaur Domination Is Marked in a Timeline of Vomit and Feces Fossils"

(Thanks to Annette)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Sum 41 fans gobsmacked after realising what band's name actually means after 28 years

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Should I be gobsmacked? Because I’ve never heard of this band.”)

NOBODY SUSPECTS A CAPYBARA

Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IT'S SUBTLE, BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT THE PHOTO YOU MAY SEE A PROBLEM

Chinese zoo accused of painting donkeys black and white to look like zebras

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

An asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032.

(Thanks to Ron T)