Dave Barry's Blog

THE HOUSING CRISIS

A simple solution.

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Moroccan fly maggot uses fake face on its butt to infiltrate termite colony

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

TODAY IN CRICKET

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today in Cricket.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker) 

IT'S YOUR CIVIC (burppp) DUTY

...voters who have not yet applied for a postal vote will be able to vote at the Citizens’ Office in Sonnenvale and receive a free “König Pilsener” beer.

(Thanks to B&C and Charles Cates)

THIS IS HOW WE TREAT OUR HEROES

Husband’s Disability Claim Undermined by Evidence of Repeated Sasquatch Hunts

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

THE ONGOING EPIDEMIC CONTINUES ONGOING

Ampang boy bitten by python hiding in toilet bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL TRIP

Nagasaki Airport bus runs 1.5 km with passenger locked in luggage compartment

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)