INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT WORK
Florida woman dances during sobriety test, tells deputy ‘you sound like my ballet coach'
(Thanks to ubetcha)
Reminds us of this.
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February 13, 2025
‘THE OPOSSUM LOOKED A LITTLE DISTRESSED’
Opossum eats entire Costco chocolate cake in Nebraska yard
(Thanks to John Lobert)
‘LAST SEEN ON HIGHWAY 6’
Miss. police seek escaped emu for 'felony fleeing and disorderly conduct'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
‘Sewage’ is the secret ingredient in Singapore’s beer
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “Whiskey for me, thanks.”)
‘IN THE END SHE HAD TO CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE’
Woman cut free from office chair after getting NOSE RING stuck in it
(Thanks to Ron Wylie)
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DEFENSIVE LINE
Eagles Fan Used a Voodoo Doll at the Super Bowl to Help the Team Win
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF AS WE APPROACH VALENTINE'S DAY
Can these wild Florida monkeys give you herpes?
(Thanks to pharmaross)
THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED
(Thanks to pharmaross)