Dave Barry's Blog

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Hong Kong patient finds gauze in scrotum 2 months after operation

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "In keeping with the elevated journalistic standards of this blog, I will not call attention to the reporter's last name." To which this blog replies: Thank you.)

FOR A MERE 18 GRAND

The Louis Vuitton lobster bag.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE CAN'T HAVE AN UNPERMITTED BUSKING

Ed Sheeran took to a busy street in southern India this weekend to surprise fans with a live performance but police soon swooped and pulled the plug on the British singer, saying he hadn’t received permission.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

A "large" sewer blockage caused by "fat, grease and rags" has forced the cancellation of a Bryan Adams concert in Australia on public health grounds.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jay Brandes and Doug Ogg)

THE WORD IS 'HERO'

Man secretly outbids his in-laws to avoid having them as neighbors

(Thanks to Rick Day)