Dave Barry's Blog

THIS BLOG IS A BELIEVER

Devoted nap-takers explain the benefits of sleeping on the job

(Thanks to The Perts)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Banana arrested after confronting lobster in downtown Athens

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)

SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS THE CONTINENT IN WHICH THIS PROPERTY IS LOCATED

Reptile wrangler removes 102 venomous snakes from a single property

(Thanks to MOTW)

BEAVERS SEEM TO BE IN THE NEWS A LOT LATELY

Great beaver snatch as famous explorer accuses neighbours of kidnapping critters

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

A Wisconsin woman stabbed her boyfriend in the neck after getting into an argument with her future mother-in-law over the couple’s wedding venue, authorities said.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Eye-tracking study reveals where women and men look when viewing a female butt

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX

M&S shopper left covered in faeces and sewage when toilet pipe explodes in store

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NEWS FROM THE ART WORLD

A giant butt appeared on the Nelson-Atkins' snowy lawn.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SEEMS LEGIT

‘Time Traveler’ From The Year 2671 Issues Several Dire Warnings For 2025

(Thanks to pharmaross)