Dave Barry's Blog

'I THINK IT'S A LITTLE PROBLEMATIC THAT WE'RE MAKING IT A CRIME'

MN senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again

(Thanks to Ralph, Allen at Division and pharmaross)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BONOBOS

Bonobos recognize when humans are ignorant, try to help

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and Alkali Bill)

THANKS, RESEARCHERS!

Researchers say there’s a 1.3 percent chance that the space rock 2024 YR4 could strike our planet — but not until December 2032.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "THERE IS NO Reason to PANIC. At least not about Social Security.") 

KIOSKS:

Bad? Or What?

OTHER THAN THAT, TOTALLY QUALIFIED

Swimming teacher drank wine from the bottle before lesson and fell over in pool

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

KNOW BEFORE YOU GO

Foreigners Demand More Public Toilets After Phuket Urination Controversy

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)