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January 08, 2025

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

New Hampshire Mother Puts Ad in Local Newspaper Seeking Girlfriend for Her Son

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Her son's main skill is that he can fetch.

"I have his basement apartment all set up, X-Box and all!"


Mad Max(ine): Match Maker

I all sounds like a good idea to her, until the new couple decides they want to move upstairs.

" How would you feel if your parent did this on your behalf? "

During the seance ?

Aww gee, Mom!

Advice to mother, Live long enough to revenge yourself on your son.

"Well mom, who do you have on tap today?"

"Leslie is at 10, Shelly at 12:30, Heather at 3pm, then a guy named Alan wants to meet you late in the day, like sixish, after after his workout. It's a busy day, but I think you should meet Alan, don't you honey?"

"Yeah, sure mom. You're really rad mom. Where the *HELL* is dad?"

Circulation on this free paper is about 18,000. It may be necessary to step up to the Concord Monitor Sunday edition. You'll be pleased with the results!

Help! My son (The Doctor) is drowning!

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