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January 21, 2025

WE'LL JUST HAVE A SALAD, THANKS

Restaurant customers left screaming after horrifying moment 'zombie' meat 'crawls off' dinner plate

(Thanks to Ralph)

Never ask for "rare."

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This is a new twist on 'self-serving'

Frog legs?!

I expect this to happen on Chopped every time a judge says "Your steak is perfectly cooked." As Ray Stevens sang, "Friends, I thought I'd seen rare meat before, but this wasn't even hurt real bad! A couple Band-Aids and that boy would be back out there, grazing!"

Well, rare is rare. You want well done, just say so.

You forgot to cook this.

Try serving that in Texas, and the tables will end up with a lot of holes blown in them.


Dinner and a Show.

Apocalyptic Appetizer would be a good name for a starter.

Sebastian, is that you?

Next time order it with the sea vomit.

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