THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF
(Thanks to John Lobert and Roberto)
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Now we have to ask ourselves, how did the squirrels get birds 62,000 miles out in space? This must be some kind of diversion.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | January 23, 2025 at 08:54 AM
Not busted for SUI.
I can definitely check the box that states “Does not perform self surgery.”
Posted by: Slim Chance | January 23, 2025 at 09:52 AM
There is NO WAY I'm going to click on that story.
nursecindy: MORON
Posted by: MOTW | January 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Because he wasn't covered under his health insurance for that procedure?
Posted by: Luigi M. | January 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
In an effort reminiscent of O. Henry's GIFT OF THE MAGI, the wife had bought him a rubber glove so he can perform his own prostate exams.
Posted by: Florida Man | January 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
He asked his wife if sex was different after his vasectomy...
She said there wasn't a vas deferens.
Posted by: Dang Lin-Wang | January 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
There's a thin line between bravery and stupidity.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | January 23, 2025 at 01:12 PM
Does Hallmark have a card for this?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 23, 2025 at 03:25 PM
@Burt - Etsy has plenty of congratulation cards for vasectomy. I just checked.
Posted by: Qaz | January 23, 2025 at 03:59 PM
His last word before he began the surgery, "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 23, 2025 at 04:43 PM