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January 26, 2025

SO MUCH FOR THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

Man gets year in jail for flinging fish and carrots in Lincoln DMV

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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If it was gefilte fish, that's traditionally served with a slice of cooked carrot on top.

Also: He looks reasonable.

I'm thankful he doesn't have a license. No telling what he'd fling out the window.

Why is there a jail at the Lincoln DMV?

What was he supposed to do?

So he was a fish farmer?

I think he was their to renew his fish license. I guess carrots need to be licensed in Nebraska too.

Because he forgot the onion & celery?

Another guy was flinging fish & loaves of bread and he got crucified for it.

This reminds me of a childhood classic....S**T on The Ceiling by Who Flung Dung

This happened in a brand-new office:

"The building 'smelled heavily of fish,' according to an arrest affidavit, as did Schrader when police found him."

This is why we can't have nice things ...

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