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January 17, 2025

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FUN AND FESTIVE FOURTH

I thought I’d never have sex again when a rocket exploded on my penis at a family fireworks display

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I'm betting that's the last time he tries to have sex with a rocket.

Bend me, shape me...

Well, that's what happens when you let Aggies loose with fireworks.

Because it fell from his anus right after he lit the fuse?

And the wife is secretly thinking, "Hallelujah!"

"Had I lost some of my genitals? Had I lost them all?

About that time, a Bigfoot sighting was announced, "Hey, there's bigfoot," then this pic was snapped

A star spangled boner.

Did anyone go "Ooooh, ahhhh, wheeeee!!!"?

Incredibly, this was not the result of a gender reveal stunt.

Because once you orgasm from an exploding rocket in your penis there's no going back to conventional sex?

Just let this guy try and get a job with Space X.


Because he's a Pom, this is funny. It just is.

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