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January 21, 2025

FLORIDA: STATE OF CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS

A Florida Woman is jailed on narcotics charges after she was found with methamphetamine and assorted drug paraphernalia inside a bag labeled “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs,” according to police.

(Thanks to John Lobert, pharmaross, Ralph and Annette)

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"Wait, dude, you don't believe me? I'm telling you, there are no drugs in that bag. Don't look in there. OK, I was lying, OK? It's not my bag. And it's definitely not my drugs. Can I go now?"

She looks so sad.

In her defense, it was only about half full.

That's a hard 31 years old.

She should have been wearing her "I'm Not Stupid" t-shirt.

It's not like it was a homemade sign. It was printed on the bag. That makes it official, doesn't it?


She’s been promoted to advertising & marketing executive.

Guess her Jedi Mind Trick need a bit more practice.

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