FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR SO FAR

Alabama woman gives birth at Krispy Kreme during snowstorm, gets a year of free doughnuts

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[MOTW]

Sounds like the Krispy Kreme people are generously celebrating. Papa Keon, that's the best catch you'll ever make in your life. Just don't be surprised when this kid gets his driver's license and starts doing donuts.
For a middle name, may I suggest the letter O ? (looks like a donut)

[Jeff Meyerson]

nursecindy would have loved this story. She was a big Krispy Kreme lover.

[Clankie]

So what do you get if you give birth while in the audience of SNL... A year's worth of unfunny skits...?

[Pillsbury Doughboy]

Nothing says lovin' like warm & sticky, & right out of the oven.

[Pullet Surprise]

Yeah, I was waiting in line behind her and it took forever to get that child out cause it was breached. My family was pissed at me cause I got home late with the donuts which were stale. Advice is do not get behind a pregnant lady in the Krispy Kreme shop because next thing you know the place will be a destination for preggos want to re-enact the birth just to be in the Guinness Record book

[Rod]

The scenario gives birth (!) to any number of really gross jokes that I feel I'd be better off not telling here....

[O. Beesitee]

With a year's worth of free donuts on hand, police will be stopping by frequently to check on her welfare.

[man tom]

Bennett began screaming to call 911 and that she could feel the baby’s head.

Alternative scenario follows:

Bennett, not being in the mood to argue with the dispatcher about sending someone right now when asked if a gun was present, using both hands while securing a suitable angle as all hell broke loose, she wailed, "How do it do it?"

[From Allen at Division:]

You *know* the dad planned this. :)

And yes, I thought fondly of nursecindy when I submitted this.

[Not My Usual Alias]

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