CSI: CANADA

Police in British Columbia responded to a report of a 4-foot-long "live iguana" on the shoulder of a busy highway, but arrived to find the alleged lizard was a stuffed toy.

It was released after producing a valid Florida driver's license.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[padraig]

Yeah, pretty sure there are no iguanas living outside in Canada about now.

[Florida Man]

Pensacola, FL po-po have warned residents to avoid approaching any Yeti or polar bear seen in the area, but caution any reported local sightings of Al Gore are an obvious hoax.

[Cab Ben Fever]

I’ve heard that winters are long in Canada.

[man tom]

If Your Missing Your Stuffed Lizard was recorded at Paramount's Scoring Stage in Hollywood, California on January 16, 1957 during the same session as his much more frequently played hit which (culminated) reached number 40 on Billboard Hot 100.

You know, He was from the same area where I grew up and left the building near and possibly at my grade school.

[Clankie]

It's available for free if anyone wants it. The bullet holes can be easily repaired.

[Nessie]

Gonna try that disinfo trick the next time some putz takes a fuzzy pic of me exiting the loch.

[Pullet Surprise]

Somebody call the Oregon Department of Transportation to them to stand down, return to home, and put their passports back in a safe place. Also put the dynamite back in the bunker.

[Pullet Surprise]

So why did the stuffed iguana cross the road?

[Florida Man]

Because he was just toying with us.