CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Woman rescued from West Vancouver trail after bum sliding goes wrong

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[Clankie]

It seems disgraceful to be treating people down on their luck like that. Why not just buy a sled ?

[wanderer2575]

Soon to be the next idiotic TikTok "challenge."

[man tom]

General M.A.J. Carignan, CMM, MSC, MSM, CD, Chief of Defence issued, in an effort to preserve life and save the moose, which follows:

During this time of all encompassing chaos and unbridled instances of bum sliding, Canada is a land of contrasts. Mountains and plains. Forests and the sea. The tundra and that big pit in Manitoba where millions of snakes f**k. Remember as you shelter in place, diversity is our strength.

Further, Vancouver and it's trail is an area which, along with it's crazy citizens, is constantly mad. At various moments they have been mad about Sunday movies and seat belts and daylight savings time and the metric system and rock music and the French and transgender bathrooms and themselves. It is a province fueled not by the energy locked away in the oil sands but by an all-consuming fire of anger in their hearts that I can only assume is the inevitable result of having a province founded by intensely sexually-repressed fundamentalist farmers. Anything bad that ever happens is never an accident of nature or an unintended consequence of a well-meaning idea; it is the result of deliberate sabotage by the federal government or the NDP or people on welfare or the CBC or hippies or the Rothschilds or all of the above in one great freedom-hating orgy.

Note: You sexually-repressed fundamentalist farmers just stop it.

[Elaine Benes]

The hard part is finding a bum that isn't sticky, yet well lubricated.

[Bill Moore]

Hobo sliding is even more vexed, especially if you spell it wrong.

[Pullet Surprise]

You don't have to worry about finding the winner - just follow the brown streak.

[OldPhil]

I saw Bum Sliders open for the Butthole Surfers.