CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
A neighbour was “purposefully” farting at a resident and wanted bylaw to arrest them for harassment.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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A neighbour was “purposefully” farting at a resident and wanted bylaw to arrest them for harassment.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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Those are almost as good as Flathead County.
"Neighbour’s cat sits on the fence and stares at them."
Yeah .. that's scary
Posted by: MOTW | January 16, 2025 at 09:59 AM
So the bylaw would say "ignoring malicious farts shall be grounds for a $500 fine per episode"?
Posted by: Whoopie | January 16, 2025 at 01:12 PM
Speaking of the scads of increasingly annoying instances of “purposefully” farting at a resident, mention of climate hysteria being misused to put forward the ever-increasing topsy-turvy government bureaucracy then inexplicably failing to pen a single word describing how purposefully farting at residents is at the root of all the chaos, his work is being pulled from bookshelves as the nation sinks to unimaginable lows as nation's unimaginable lows go.
Upon being informed what the word word 'scads' means, the nation is considering the possibility of ordering a mandatory all-encompassing shelter-in-place lockdown with a bleak-looking cloud-of-chaos currently hanging at ground level over the greater Toronto area.
Bleak-looking and the implications is being looked into by officials.
Posted by: man tom | January 16, 2025 at 02:05 PM
The unexpected use of the word topsy-turvy has put the nation, along with France, on highest alert.
Posted by: man tom | January 16, 2025 at 02:08 PM
they learned that from Monty Python
Posted by: keith in tampa | January 16, 2025 at 03:05 PM
I saw "Purposeful Farts" open for The 5th Dimension.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 17, 2025 at 05:00 PM