AND IN SPORTS

Turkish woman establishes world record for watermelons crushed with thighs

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "If this doesn’t become an Olympics event, then they should just shut the damn thing down.")

Comments

[Florida Man]

Oh the humanity!

[Strangely Aroused]

Imagine what she could do to your head.

[man tom]

A Turkish guy, speaking strangely enough perfect English, had this to say about his intimate relationship with her after a chance meeting in the produce section.

[Elaine Benes]

Brings to mind the old joke about the guy explaining to his chums that he broke his glasses while kissing his gf good- night when she crossed her legs.

[By Cracky]

She was the major factor in negotiations for getting the release of the hostages.

[Bill Moore]

I bet she could squirt a baby across three states.

[Pullet Surprise]

What is the sound of one thigh crushing?

[Alan West]

The article points out that, "The clip shows Dogan sitting between two rows of watermelons, grabbing them one at a time, crushing them, and then cleaning the mess before continuing." She probably could have crushed a couple of more melons if she hadn't been so fastidious. What's a little mess when there's a world record at stake? Remember that tip, kids!

[Lucky Jack]

She gets what she wants when she puts on the squeeze.