Dave Barry's Blog

AS THE KIDS SAY, FAFO

Boy Scolded for Not Doing Homework Reports His Father for Drug Use

(Thanks to MOTW)

IT ISN'T REAL YET, EITHER

Skyrider X1 Shows The Flying Motorcycle Dream Isn’t Dead Yet

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

SO MUCH FOR THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

Man gets year in jail for flinging fish and carrots in Lincoln DMV

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S STILL LEGALLY REGISTERED IN FLORIDA

Harvard University-affiliated astronomers announced the discovery of a new asteroid zooming precariously close to Earth — only to learn it was actually a Tesla sports car launched by Elon Musk as a publicity stunt seven years ago, scientists said Friday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR SO FAR

Alabama woman gives birth at Krispy Kreme during snowstorm, gets a year of free doughnuts

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

A WEARY NATION CAN FINALLY RELAX

Last 4 Monkeys That Escaped in South Carolina Are Captured

(Thanks to wiredog and The Perts)

WE ASKED AI, AND IT ASSURED US THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE

AI can now replicate itself — a milestone that has experts terrified

(Thanks to Ralph)