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January 17, 2025

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FUN AND FESTIVE FOURTH

I thought I’d never have sex again when a rocket exploded on my penis at a family fireworks display

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST WHAT THEY NEED DOWN THERE

Australian scientists discover bigger species of deadly funnel web spiders

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Progresso introduces new chicken noodle soup-flavored hard candy

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Well, if we can't have flying cars...")

THE ENVELOPE PLEASE....

Scottish toilet crowned UK's Loo of the Year

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

TODAY'S LEGAL SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you Today's Legal Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T JUST LOCK THAT DRIVER UP

B.C. Highway Patrol took an impaired driver off the road every 3 hours in December

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

We finally have our first major Bigfoot sighting of 2025 and let us start by saying: it's a frightening one!

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LOOKS DELICIOUS!

New foot-long crustacean named after Darth Vader

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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