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December 21, 2024

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Alleged Assault With A Cooked Turkey

(Thanks to Ralph)

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He also tried to strangle the victim? Talk about burying the lead!

Assault with a frozen turkey carries a much stiffer penalty.

Cooked turkey assailant finds his goose is about to be cooked in court, in another hallmark movie, film at eleven.

Surely you mean that civilian hands should not be in those things!

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