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December 23, 2024

THEREBY SETTING UP A BULLETPROOF LEGAL DEFENSE

In an unusual incident that left Pattaya traffic police officers stunned, a muscular British man swallowed his traffic ticket and washed it down with water right in front of the Pattaya Police Station, before resisting arrest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Did it taste like fine, Man?

No word whether something was incredibly involved or the man had a chip on his should a mile wide.

Force-feed him a quart of mineral oil and lock him in a cell.

Hammersmith was informed that destroying government documents carries penalties of up to three years in prison, a fine of up to 6,000 baht, or both. Ham was then taken out back and beaten senseless with a baseball baht, pummeled with the Captain's signature Yul Brenner nunchucks, beaten senseless some more by the 4'2" wife of the Mayor then shot between the eyes with a trainee's Suwinyattichaiporn .38. The hole in is forehead was about the size of the last guy's forehead hole who tried this where a Smith .38 Snub was used to administer the Law. Ham's case is pending.

Snork, Man Tom!

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