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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento and Ralph)
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento and Ralph)
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Morons all . . .
still missing nursecindy
Posted by: MOTW | December 26, 2024 at 11:12 AM
If you ask my father, he would say definitely my head. I should ask for a second opinion. He's a plumber and sort of an expert at sh*t getting stuck in small pipes as he deals with that everyday.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | December 26, 2024 at 11:13 AM
The list goes on...
XYLOPHONE MALLET
FOAM BALL
12-INCH RATCHET EXTENDER, "DOESN'T KNOW WHY"
CYLINDRICAL WOODEN BLOCK
COOKING SPRAY
DAVID MUIR
Posted by: man tom | December 26, 2024 at 11:43 AM
"...accidentally dropped her on a hot dog cooker"?
I don't think even nursecindy heard that one.
Moron.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2024 at 11:51 AM
"Patient states he tripped in the shower and fell backwards and landed on a shampoo bottle..."
Now that one nursecindy heard nearly every day in the ER.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Nothing useful came out of it then? The rectum that is.
I was hoping for a Lamborghini.
Posted by: Mike Smith | December 26, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Is this going to be like "12 Days of Christmas" where someone totals up the cost of all the items?
Merry after-Christmas everyone! And I too still miss nursecindy.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 26, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Is this Dave's annual Rear In Review column?
Alcohol seems to be a recurring variable & New Years Eve is just around the corner.
Bottoms up!
Posted by: pharmaross | December 26, 2024 at 01:41 PM
This is the year-end list of the year, clearly.
Posted by: Rod | December 26, 2024 at 01:52 PM
It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc.
Posted by: Frank Costanza | December 26, 2024 at 02:48 PM
I still have a just-out-of-warranty color TV up there from the early 1980s.
Posted by: Retired RCA Salesman | December 26, 2024 at 03:14 PM
Rejected Hallmark Christmas movies:
"The Enchanted Mistletoe Rectum"
"The Boffin and the Holiday Rectum"
"The Miracle of the Christmas Tree Rectum"
"Love and the Rectum Christmas Presents"
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 26, 2024 at 07:41 PM
Insert joke here.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | December 26, 2024 at 10:08 PM
{"Uranus in retrograde" means that the planet Uranus is appearing to move backwards in its orbit from Earth's perspective, which astrologically signifies a period of introspection, re-evaluation of established patterns, and potential sudden shifts or disruptions related to change, freedom, and rebellion, as Uranus is associated with these themes; essentially, a time to examine and potentially restructure aspects of your life that might need a radical overhaul to align with your authentic self.} This message has been approved by Uranus in retrograde
Posted by: Carl Sagan's ghost | December 28, 2024 at 01:27 PM
Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!
Posted by: PirateBoy, Channeling Nurse Cindy | December 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
1) And they say good journalism is no long written.
2) I'm pretty sure half those entries are from the angry ladies on The View.
3) Ouch
Posted by: Bill Moore | December 31, 2024 at 12:36 AM