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December 12, 2024

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLES UPDATE

Elton John urinates into a bottle in a luxury shop in France

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "That's SIR Elton John.")

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What should be done with an elderly man who’s going blind?

Depends.

Remarketed as "Eau de El Tone" at the luxury shop.

Was reminded of that song by Jim Croce:

If I could pee in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to pee every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

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