Dave Barry's Blog

OH SHUT UP

“As the holiday season approaches, it’s important to recognize how music influences our driving habits. While festive tunes bring joy, some high-energy or distracting songs can impact our focus on the road,” Max Coupland, CEO of the insurance guidance website explained.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FESTIVE!

This is an 8-hour Youtube video just released by NASA in the form of a traditional yule log video, except it’s an untraditional rocket engine instead.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Two cows, a sheep wander through Ontario, Canada, downtown area

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MARRIED MEN: THE BAR HAS BEEN SET

Canada man jumps on polar bear to defend wife from attack

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

WE'D BE MORE THAN STARTLED

80-Kilogram Python Falls Through Malaysian Home Ceiling, Startling Residents

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO

Thieves steal van containing 2,500 pies from Michelin-starred chef

(Thanks to EricY)

LOOKING FOR A GIFT FOR A METALHEAD?

Here you go.

(Thanks to Claire Martin and Ralph)

BEAM HER UP

New York woman blames Star Trek license plates for tens of thousands of dollars in accidental tickets

(Thanks to -- a blast from the past -- AmoebaStampede)