Dave Barry's Blog

YOU GO, ELDERLY RESIDENTS

Tempers spill over as elderly residents revolt against booze ban

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HEY, IT'S 2024

Zoo discovers 10-year-old king penguin 'Maggie' is actually 'Magnus'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

HE HAS OUR VOTE

State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest

(Thanks to Annette)

AND IN SPORTS

An Australian restaurant cooked up 1,212 pounds of kebab meat and french fries to feed festival attendees and break a Guinness World Record.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Once in a while, you get a feel-good story from Australia not involving spiders the size of a stuffed turkey.")

BUT OF COURSE

What’s a Shoulder Meat book? Apparently a photo book of people with different pieces of meat on their shoulders.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM

Scarab beetles descend on Canberra homes and businesses as the weather warms up

(Thanks to Ralph)