Dave Barry's Blog

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Welsh folk fart more than anywhere else in Britain as new study reveals top trumpers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Without studies, we would know nothing.

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Heron pooping on Ayr homes, not drone, says Waterloo Regional Police

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY BOTH HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Video captures alligator parading massive python through Everglades water

(Thanks to pharmaross and MOTW, who says "Python... the other other white meat.")

JUST SPRINKLES FOR US, THANKS

A soft-serve milk ice cream topped with generous slices of raw whale meat. Anyone?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Andre Ortolf reclaimed two Guinness World Records titles: fastest time to drink one liter of lemon juice through a straw and fastest time to drink one liter of lime juice through a straw.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE CAN'T WAIT

Giant cyborg cockroaches could be the search and rescue workers of the future

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The Air Line Pilots Association (ALPA) claims the European aerospace giant is proposing putting a toilet in the cockpit to allow for single-pilot flying.

(Thanks to pharmaross)