Dave Barry's Blog

FROM NOW ON THEY'LL USE A GOAT HORN

German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NAME THAT STATE!

70-year-old naked woman hurls objects from hotel balcony, spits at officer with mouthwash, report says

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NEARLY A THREE-HOUR SUPPLY

Coast Guard offloads $182.8M worth of cocaine at Florida port

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TOTALLY WORTH IT, FOR DIPPING SAUCE

Felony Charge Over Dipping Sauce Dispute

(Thanks to Barry Nester and pharmaross)

FOR THE SINGLE MAN WHO WANTS TO REMAIN SINGLE

Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar

(Thanks to Jim Perth and Ralph)

TRADITION

MMA-trained pastor fights off axe-wielding vandal on Thanksgiving

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A GREAT IDEA, UNTIL THEY REVOLT

Robotic shorts could help people walk farther.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who saw them open for Devo.)