Dave Barry's Blog

ALL IN GOOD WHOLESOME OSBOURNE FUN

Sharon Osbourne admits she pooed in husband Ozzy’s drugs on wild family holiday

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Vodka-powered robots harness Cheerios-inspired physics for movement in bizarre experiment

(Thanks to Ralph)

TALK ABOUT YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

A small clay tablet from the site of Kish in Iraq reveals a student calculated the area of a triangle incorrectly 4,000 years ago.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

New Zealand Navy Ship Sank After Crew Accidentally Left It On Autopilot

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

Olive Garden Responds After Woman Finds Mysterious Letters on Breadstick: 'We Are Concerned About This'

(Thanks to MOTW)

OOPS

Woman accidentally threw out hard drive containing ex's access to $569 million Bitcoin fortune

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY

12-year-old fakes his own kidnapping to avoid dentist appointment

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

A FLORIDA BOATING LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

'Flying Ferrari': Allegedly drunk man drives luxe sports car into Richardson Bay

"Allegedly"

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)