Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS WHAT CONTINENT THE MONASH FREEWAY IS IN

Rattled driver forced to pull over on Monash Freeway after tiger snake slithers up leg

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

It was Disrespectful to Elbow My Anus says UFC Fighter

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Colorado player pulls out vintage dog pee celebration in blowout win

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Not only does beer taste great, there are health benefits associated with it, too: expert

(Thanks to EricY)

An expert is saying this.

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

The Earworm Eraser is a 40-second audio track designed specifically to squash earworms — a song on repeat circling around and around in your brain that can't easily be shaken off.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

IT'S WHERE ALL THE BEST SURGEONS HANG OUT

Fake cosmetic surgeon charged after allegedly injecting 4 women he met at Toronto dog park

(Thanks to B&C)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SHOES *HAVE* LACES

motorist was pulled over for using shoelaces to manually operate the car's broken windscreen wipers, according to Staffordshire Police.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND HIM TO... NEVER MIND, HE'LL WORK REMOTELY

Voters in Monroe County, Mich., elected a convict who will start his term behind bars

(Thanks to Barry Nester)