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November 29, 2024

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years

(Thanks to Ralph, pharmaross, Unholy Slacker and MOTW)

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Orcas Without Hats are known for their hit "The Salmon Dance"


Dave, how did this not make your annual Christmas gift list?


Orcas’ version of the ugly Christmas sweater.

The very inspiration for our mitre hats.

Kinda like a Kick Me sign

Are octopus skirts still popular?

Everyone knows you don't wear salmon after Labor Day.

Those Orcas are partiers.

The smell of their salmon hats bring back fond memories of their recent orca orgy when they were eating octopussies.

Sadly this article had no photos, but my diligent research saved the day. Note the jaunty angle of the fishy chapeaus (whom I saw open for Moby Grape at the Fillmore). https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/65491/1/fashion-killa-whale-orcas-stun-in-retro-dead-salmon-hats-puget-sound

A pizza delivery driver and a gyno happened to be sitting next each other at the local watering hole across the street from the the med center when the pizza delivery guy laments that the worse part of his job is that all day he's so close to the delicious pizza that he can smell it but if he takes so much as one small, delightful, juicy, impetuous lick he could loose his job. A tear comes to the eye of the gyno as he responds "I feel your pain."

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