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The West’s greatest weapon in a war with China? Online porn
(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Make them blind!")
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The West’s greatest weapon in a war with China? Online porn
(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Make them blind!")
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North Korean soldiers stationed in the Ukraine are reportedly spending all their time & money on Fans Only sites.
Posted by: the ghost of Rasputin | November 10, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Many N. Korean soldiers marching in unison are in therapy under intense treatment for war related physical exhaustion for their fixation with 'doing' Hanoi Hannah insisting she is the real Rita Hayworth they have laid down their weapons for. Citing the dilemma, "it takes two hands to look at a magazine with pictures of Hanoi Hannah." Most have incurred wrist injuries resulting in Kim reminding them, "you will be shot later for two-handed insubordination when I have time." Kim also mentioned He has an autographed pic of Hanoi Hannah, 'Rita' as he calls her.
Canada is in a state of frozen chaos and will not be sending badly in need of therapy troops. Porn supplies in the nation are at an all time high. Really cold winter sweater donning officials are checking on a correlation. They say their hands are full and injured. And cold.
Posted by: man tom | November 10, 2024 at 12:10 PM
And arm wrestling. They'll be great at arm wrestling...
Posted by: jg | November 10, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Blast them 24/7 with Manilow’s Greatest Hits.
Posted by: General Mayhem | November 10, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Didn't see that coming.
Posted by: The Ghost of Karl Marx | November 11, 2024 at 08:23 AM