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November 10, 2024

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

The 27-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday on a petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Perhaps he understood the term "lap dance" to include a lot of tongue action, so basically, a truth in advertising issue?


It’s important to look closely at the fine print on service contracts.

Lap Dance Larceny sounds like a Miley Cyrus song.

Send her to The White House specifically to housekeeping at the CPSR, Compromising Position Situation Room.


I suspect the victim's, uh, "manager" might impose his own unique brand of justice.

I really hope this is tried--including a re-enactment featuring blaring rock music, disco lights, and an actual lap dance suitable for Franciscans, before Judge Judy. I'm assuming the guy will get 900 years.

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