NOR SHOULD YOU COOK IT IN OLD FAITHFUL

Officials: Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert, who says "This is why we have officials.")

Comments

[MOTW]

".. someone went turkey-less."

Not if you flip the bird back at them.

[Homer Simpson]

Now you tell me! Doh.

[Frozen Tom]

What about deep-frying in Moana Loa?

[Mike in Dayton]

You would think that the locals would know not to leave food in a lake full of sea monkeys.