IT'S FROM 'THE IRISH STAR,' SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Bigfoot spotted in Missouri as man describes terrifying encounter - claims it jumped 'eight foot into the air'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Spring-heeled Jack]

I was in Texas at the time. (So it wasn't me.)

[man tom]

I lived in Missouri for over 30 years and never saw one jump more than seven feet. The other day I saw one jumping around then take a dump on the sidewalk out in front of the office. Made me realize Jumpin' Bigfoot's are everywhere. They also had a cool front man when they opened for Tull (He looks a lot like Bigfoot).

[Jeff Meyerson]

As a friend said, how come we have satellites in space that can read your license plate number, but we can't get a decent picture of Bigfoot?

[problem solved]

We need Bigfoots to have tags or face arrest.

[Lucky Jack]

So he could jump over the Loch Ness Monster?

[Sy Ents]

Saw its shadow and now we have 6 months of winter.

[Pullet Surprise]

I would say that an 8-foot anything is a big foot.