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November 27, 2024

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

California Man Caught At Airport With Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

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MCCP broke up before their first album was released due to prolific drug use among band members.

Matharu vowed to 'never in your wildest dream' appear at his Dec. 2 arraignment hearing while threatening to shove a cow-pile down the judge's throat was taken into custody this morning at his apartment.

The greater Toronto area is under a blackout order with citizens to shelter in place while other instances of chaos-causing Meth-Caked pajamas are investigated.

Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas sounds like an Annette Funicello soundtrack entry from this impossibly absurd beach film-cult flick.

There was a girl in my 7th grade English class, Simone Lipshitz, who looked a little like Annette Funicello around the ears.


On the farm, down here in NZ, my jeans are frequently dried stiff and covered with residue. Nobody bats an eye when I stroll into town. Unless I am dripping.


What's wrong with my pyjamas?

That's not how salt licks work.

Where was the cow and what was she wearing?

So the meth-caked cow pajamas were a lure or did the officer not have his handcuffs?

Meth-Caked Cow Pajamas toured with The Swingin' Blue Jeans

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