Dave Barry's Blog

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Explosive Study Reveals How Squirting Cucumber Engorges And Erupts, Shooting Seeds 10 Meters

(Thanks to John Lobert)

*LAST YEAR?* HOW ABOUT 1993?

1 in 4 people still carrying weight from holidays last year!

PAGING SIGOURNEY WEAVER

In space no one can sniff your smells: Odor from Russian spacecraft leaves scientists baffled

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

A container full of teddy bears is stuck in the St. Lawrence.

(Thanks to The Perts and Doug Ogg)

THEY'RE GOING TO BUILD A GIANT ELEMENTARY-SCHOOL DESK

Scientists Have Finally Worked Out How to Save Earth from a Huge Asteroid

(Thanks to EricY)

THE COFFIN ALONE COST THREE GRAND

Family Spends $4,500 On Funeral For SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Wilowhead Family Farm is both puzzled and amused over a huge load of cabbages that showed up at their farm and is trying to find where they belong

(Thanks to The Perts)

KEEP THOSE BAUBLES OUT OF THE EGGNOG

Nudists to get their baubles out as UK village pub hosts naked Christmas dinner

(Thanks to Allen at Division)