Dave Barry's Blog

'BELIEVED TO BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS'

California man arrested after climbing into hospital ceiling and getting stuck

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT

Chinese Pizza Hut launches deep fried frog pizza

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

IT'S HOW THEY STAY IN SHAPE

Deer runs through Tennessee gym, poops in locker room

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NEED ORAL CARE IN THE ROSWELL AREA?

Consider Flamingo Dental Escape.

(Thanks to a long-time reader, who says "3 words that have no business being together" and asks "how is this not already the name of a rock band?")

LET'S PULL THOSE PANTS UP

Uranus is Getting Colder and Now We Know Why

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BOTTOMS UP!

This Beer Is Made From Sewage. And at the Climate Summit, That’s OK.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Annette)

DO NOT TAILGATE

With the caption “Just another day in Dallas Roads,” the image shows a large, menacing machine gun mounted high in the back of the truck, pointing well above the cab with ribbons of ammo streaming from the gun into the truck bed.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "France skipped the high alert and has preemptively surrendered.")