Dave Barry's Blog

AUSTRALIA YAWNS

Man calls authorities for help after finding massive snake inside his car

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE DEATH PENALTY

Alleged 'potato cartel' accused of conspiring to raise price of frozen fries, tater tots across U.S.

(Thanks to Ann Farr)

DUH, BECAUSE A REGULAR METH PIPE WOULD BE TOO SMALL

Why did someone add a giant meth pipe to MacArthur Park’s Prometheus statue?

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

UPDATE

Artist says he was surprised people mistook his seashell sculpture for a poop emoji

Go figure.

(Thanks to The Perts)

DUCT TAPE MAKING THE NEWS

Duct-taped banana sells for $6.2 million at art auction

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, EricY, Ron Wylie, Ron T and Rick Day)

Passengers duct tape man who allegedly tried to open door during American Airlines flight to Texas

(Thanks to EricY)

ANY PORT IN A STORM

Deer barges into Michigan furniture store on fourth day of firearm season

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott and Dave Vander Ark)

UPDATE

Laredo police dismiss reports Guy Fieri, Sammy Hagar lost 4,000 cases of tequila in heist

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Canadian Spa Hopes Hair-Freezing Contest Can Continue for Another 12 Years

(Thanks to Ralph)