Dave Barry's Blog

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

Can it?

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

AND IN SPORTS

Alabama Player Defecated In Kicker's Shoe After 2013 Loss To Auburn

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FORMER EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Former employee pees on 72 bags of potting mix at local store

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OK BOOMER DUDES

At cannabis class, Arizona seniors go back to (really) high school

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AN OREGON HIGHWAY CREW IS ON THE WAY

Carcass of endangered fin whale washes up near Alaska's largest city

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Church in Switzerland is using an AI-powered Jesus hologram to take confession

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Nutritionist says bacon is healthy for you

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

THEY'RE CLEAR IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN THERE

The reasons North Dakota outdrinks other states isn't entirely clear

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'ALLEGEDLY'

The teen who drove into a canal Saturday night in Boca Raton was not only allegedly very drunk, but drove from one side of the road to the other before landing in the canal in front of an off-duty police officer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THOU SHALT NOT TAP OUT

Church mixes sermons with WWE-style wrestling matches so more people show up

(Thanks to Allen Division)