Dave Barry's Blog

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT LIMES

Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar's Santo Tequila Trucks Hijacked in 'Double Heist.' Now $1M Worth of Tequila Is Missing

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CSI: LOP BURI

Horde of 300 angry monkeys escape, hand themselves in at police station then escape again

(Thanks to Rich Alpin, Steven Pudlo and Annette)

We saw Horde of 300 Angry Monkeys open for 130 Escaped Hamsters.

WHOLESOME!

Florida dad keeps 200 exotic snakes in converted garage — and some of them even sleep with his kids

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HAMSTERS ARE ALSO BASICALLY SQUIRRELS

Plane grounded after 130 escaped hamsters gnaw through power cables and roam free

(Thanks to EricY and Steven Pudlo)

We saw 130 Escaped Hamsters open for Chumbawamba.

WEASELS ARE BASICALLY SQUIRRELS

More than a dozen indoor shoes were stolen from a child care facility here in early November, and security cameras installed by police uncovered the culprit -- apparently a weasel.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan and Ralph)

IT NEVER GETS OLD

NASA has a big problem with all the wind blowing out of Uranus

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE'RE SEEING THIS AS A WIN

Scientist Says NASA Lander May Have Accidentally Killed Life on Mars

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Matt Filar and Suzie Q Wacvet)

JUST STARVATION FOR US, THANKS

9 Bugs to Eat in a Survival Situation (And 4 You Want to Avoid)

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

IT'S USUALLY A FOOLPROOF DISGUISE

Man accused of attempted burglary while nude in Fort Myers; covers head with white cloth

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT'S A LOT OF RODENT SURRENDERING

New Hampshire shelter faces enor-mouse problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 rodents

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WAIT... MIAMI'S BEHIND *PHILADELPHIA*?

Most Sinful Cities in America

CANADA: LAND OF CULTURE

Canadian rock band plays world's deepest concert in a mine

(Thanks to John Lobert)