Dave Barry's Blog

BRILLIANT

AI tool that sounds like elderly grandmother created by O2 to waste phone scammers' time

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO NOW HE HAS TO PAY TAXES?

Man is 'not dead anymore' after long battle with IRS, which mistakenly labeled him deceased

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THE SPIDER MONKEY WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Crash ends with DWI arrest, spider monkey confiscated

(Thanks to MOTW)

THE BOFFINS HAVE SPOKEN

Peeing in the shower is good for us and for the planet, say health boffins

(Thanks to Annette)

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Couple comes home to find koala in bed

(Thanks to Ron T and John Lobert)

GUILTY

Columbus man named Butts accused of indecent exposure

(Thanks to pharmaross)

POLICE ETC.

Thieves steal toilet during church burglary, Memphis pastor says

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'HIT HARD' HEH HEH HEH

Doctor warns of 'winter penis' condition set to hit hard in the coming weeks

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THINKING OF ORDERING CHINESE TAKEOUT?

Perhaps you should reconsider.

(Thanks to Ashe Scheiner)

'PEOPLE WILL DO A LOT OF THINGS TO TRY AND GET AN UNDESERVED INSURANCE PAYOUT'

‘Bear’ damaging cars in Lake Arrowhead was actually person in a suit and insurance fraud, officials say

(Thanks to PirateBoy, man tom, Ron Wylie, Gregory Snow, Jim Perth, Alkali Bill, Bill Hudgins, The Perts, death row doc, Jay Brandes, pharmaross, Not My Usual Alias, EricY, Barry Nester and Annette)