Dave Barry's Blog

OH SHUT UP

How Safe Is It To Let Your Dog Lick Your Face?

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

More than two decades after spotting a mysterious, gelatinous, bioluminescent creature swimming in the deep sea, California researchers this week announced that it was a new species of sea slug

(Thanks  to The Perts)

HELLO, FARMERS?

A moose wandered into a company's garage in Sweden and trampled all over three BMW cars, causing about $20,000 worth of damage before fleeing.

(Thanks to Annette, Ralph, and John Lobert, who says "We now have confirmation that there are squirrels in Sweden.")

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

Japanese job-quitting service contacted by other job-quitting service because employee wants to quit

This has been The News From Asia.

(Thanks to Ralph) 

AND IN SPORTS

I joined a kickball team.