Dave Barry's Blog

WE HAVE A VAST STRATEGIC RESERVE

The West’s greatest weapon in a war with China? Online porn

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Make them blind!")

GUY DADS IN ACTION

The father of the bride accidentally had a standout moment during the big day as he started walking down the aisle toward the altar — without the bride.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WAY TO AMASS, RHODE ISLAND MAN

Rhode Island man amasses world's largest collection of energy drink cans

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Going out on a limb here to guess that he doesn’t have a lot of girlfriends.")

THEY CAN LEGALLY VOTE AND DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Vancouver high school students create intelligent garbage cans to help sort waste

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

The 27-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday on a petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SOW IT ALL OVER WASHINGTON

Scientists believe this plant is intelligent and can 'solve problems'

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)