Dave Barry's Blog

SQUIRREL TERRORIST OPERATIVES CLEVERLY TURNING CANADIANS ON EACH OTHER

The Ontario government says a man has been fined $3,000 after a bullet he fired at a squirrel travelled past his yard and narrowly missed an employee of a Huron County township.

(Thanks to B&C) 

NEEDLESS TO SAY IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Gargantuan Blob In Utah Is Up To 80,000 Years Old And Among Earth's Oldest Organisms

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

'THE SURPRISING INTERNET FASHION HIT OF THE YEAR'

Would You Wear 200 Stuffed Animals?

(Thanks to Steve K.)

THAT'S WHAT THE CAT *WANTS* US TO BELIEVE

Cat saved from house fire 'started by dog'

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

HARD PASS

Viral Chinese Street Food Looks Like a Lump of Black Hair

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'VE BEEN CALLED A LOT OF THINGS

...but "endearingly ragtag" is a new one. From this year's Miami Book Fair program:

In addition to this panel, we'll be attempting music that night at the Fair at 7. We apologize in advance.