Dave Barry's Blog

WASCHBÄRWURST

Sausage-maker thinks he’s found the answer to Germany’s raccoon problem

We're sold: "It doesn’t have a overly unique taste."

(Thanks to The Perts)

PASS

Say hello to “Moflin,” a “soothing” and “adorable” AI-powered fur ball that “becomes attached to its owner,” according to the company’s October 10 announcement in Japanese.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT'S FROM 'RESEARCH,' SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Paranormal data shows that ghosts are dying out

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

IT STARTED PLAYING 'BETTE DAVIS EYES'

Aging spacecraft starts up a radio transmitter it hasn’t used since 1981 from 15 billion miles away

(Thanks to Ron T)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Tiny, doughnut-shaped robot can swim through snot

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT'S FROM 'THE IRISH STAR,' SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Bigfoot spotted in Missouri as man describes terrifying encounter - claims it jumped 'eight foot into the air'

(Thanks to pharmaross)