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October 04, 2024

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Incredible plan for world’s first AI passenger plane with NO PILOT where travellers can sit in cockpit & enjoy the view

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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Nothing like eliminating any risk of pilot error.

To update a joke from when I was ten-
People are seated on an airplane flying at 30,000 feet when the PA system comes on.
"This the captain. Welcome to the first all AI flight. If you look in the cockpit, you'll see that it's empty."
"This is the first unmanned flight, the start of a new age in aviation"
"All contingencies have been accounted for and there is nothing to worry about...about...about "

I bet ticket prices for those first flights will be real cheap. In fact, the seats may be filled with death row inmates.

As long as the pilot isn't Clippie.

It's an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether.

We are feeling kinda queasy about this so far. The marketing guys always spin a better tale than the engineers do.

I've seen this movie.

Back in The Big One, we called these V-1.

*SNORK* at everyone! I needed this.

I can’t hardly wait.

I'm looking forward to taking off again!


*Incredible* and *Enjoy*

Where do I buy tickets for my entire family?

Do passengers go to the galley to get soft drinks and pretzel baggies for themselves?

The Blue Screen of Death might not be your friend

I'm ready to sign up lawyers, politicians and accountants

If these work as well as self-driving cars, they will probably fly inverted when they get confused.

On the plus side, there's no need to worry about who had the chicken and who had the fish.

Recommended names for the first AI passenger plane with NO PILOT:

Choose five only.

A) The Amelia Earhart.

B) The Helen Keller

C) The Mr. Magoo.

D) The D.B. Cooper.

E) This guy.

I can see this working as long as the plane stays on the ground. No problem with some passenger opening an emergency door to pee, no turbulence problems, for example. I would like to see such a flight where I could beat the shit out of some kid that is kicking the back of my seat or smash the face in of the guy who sticks his feet thru the space between the seats.

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