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October 03, 2024

WAIT... THERE WAS A PYTHON IN THE STREET?

Drunk man picks fight with a python in the street and it ends how you’d expect

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Apparently the snake was on his way home from the local pub, and he was in no mood to be teased by some random drunk.


Broadway musical sequel to West Side Story

Sesame Street is not like Mr. Roger's neighborhood anymore.

When he stumbled home his wife asked: "Is it true you found a new squeeze?"

Famous last words..."This town ain't big enough for both of us."

FTA: "They took the captured python to a secluded spot and released it into the wild the following day." Why? Kill it. Snakes are the reason God invented hoes.

The police report listed the snake's name as "Monty."

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