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October 26, 2024

THE SOURCE OF THIS INFORMATION IS A LAWYER

Aliens are 'abducting humans, stealing eggs and sperm and creating hybrid monsters'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I've no problem with that, as long as they're not eating our cats or dogs or geese.

Any news on what Beyonce thinks about this?

HEY!

Oh Danny Boy, the Greys, the Greys are playing...

"...take the 24 chromosome egg and sperm cells and combine them with the 24 chromosomes of their ET genetic material."

Forget the impossible biology; this lawyer can't do a simple Google search for the facts. Normal humans have 46 chromosomes, so their eggs and sperm each have 23.

Objection, your Otherness.

Lawyers can afford the best drugs, so I'll have what he's having.

Nowadays we call them social media/online influencers.

So that's where lawyers come from?

Monster Mash

Apparently ambulance chasing hasn’t worked so well for this lawyer. Maybe this new angle will bring in some business.

Actually, check out some of Danny's YT interviews cuz he seems to have the inside scoop on quite a few historically significant episodes. Interesting content.


Explains Howard Stern.

Explains my managers.

To David EMery: My little observation for what it is worth - what is a valid definition of 'constipation'? Ans: Retaining a lawyer.

So that is where lawyers come from.

There is the ad on TV for this stuff called 'Alien Tape. Perhaps the aliens are using that to abductape humans.

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