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October 29, 2024

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOUNG PEOPLE LEARN MANNERS

A Coconut Creek man has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly threatening his son with a machete for forgetting to wish him a happy birthday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Happy Birthday! It may not be that happy, but on the plus side, it will be memorable.

Trick-or-treaters stopping at this house better make sure they offer a hearty greeting.

Bet it was a Hallmark machete. Sells a lot of greeting cards.

Morale of the story: Don't stick your neck out wishing someone a happy holiday season.


Florida Man rarely remembers his birthday.

But when he remembers you celebrate or else.

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